People called Ian are extremely intelligent, kind, and sensitive, therefore they need to be preserved.
They usually arise out of some exotic UK village. They are not bald, and they are exquisitely beautiful.
Ians are often
tall, with large arms, legs, and other large assets, therefore they are completely cool and confident.
Ian is
always descent and respectful, best friend ever. Ian can be competitive but that is manageable.
Ian's calmness is undescribable.