pickle 

the worst tasting food item known to man kind. anyone who enjoys the presence of pickles’ opinion is invalid. if you call one a pickle then that is the worse insult you could place upon a soul. you have now called that person so ugly and so unbearably smelly and they are such asshole-y trash that even nicholas cage is offended by your general well being. good job.

bob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO MATTY B FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THEN TO HVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR UGLY FACE
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.

bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.

fred: ...

pickle by Vlad Wiligiginginton June 2, 2018

pickle 

A big round thing that girls and boys suck.

Person1:can I have a pickle

Person2:Sure
Person1: OK *takes off body*+a3

pickle by Your Mooom June 11, 2018

Pickle 

Pickle is a cucumber that has been pickled in vinegar or other substances for a while
It is always the thing that you get on your McDonald’s cheese burger and say “wtf is this green shit”

“Do u want a pickle”
“YEAH beeeaaaach”

Pickle by Izzkidddaone July 30, 2018

Pickle 

Either something you eat or you know swallow

Dude Debra swallowed my pickle last night man
Man that’s lit
Yah ikr
Man I wish I had a pickle right now
Want mine
Bitch no I’m not gay
Oh

Pickle by yahyahman October 10, 2018

Pickle 

The name Pepper is little a nickname that parents some of the time give there children like let's say when they are very young but pickle is also a foodor vegetableI should say

Dad "hey pepper how was your night".
Child "good but please don't call me pickle again".
Dad "Ok Pickle

Pickle by Georgiemahon2009 April 20, 2019

Pickle 

A bad situation.

"Help! I'm in a pickle."

Pickle by Goodbyepoo May 11, 2019

pickle 

something that scuckssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!

pickles suck so much!

pickle by Djgyqnfueyf May 14, 2019