Bryson 

Usually a gay guy with an extremely small chode. and an extreme ass to girls.

Your penis is a real Bryson.

Bryson by dtoney123 February 19, 2015

Bryson 

Noun: An idiot who blows things out of proportion. Pathetically needy, but pushes people away at the same time. A giant ticking emotional time-bomb.

"He said he dint want to go, but now he's texting me?! He is such a Bryson.!"

Bryson by Thaysksthat ranRTARRESKL;FKL;S October 23, 2016

Bryson 

A typical, short winded male who says very little and what he does say is usually not exactly the truth. His attempts at working or doing something constructive is virtually non-existent. Lazy to the core, but does love unconditionally. Loves to receive rather than give. He does try to make up for his lack of endowment by having a good sense of humor.

Hey guys, here comes Bryson. He must have just got out of bed.

Bryson by Oakenshield44 September 2, 2019

Bryson 

UGLY

Bryson is a ugly

Bryson by OOOFER12345678 October 23, 2019

bryson 

bryson, he is a one in a million guy. You will never come across a guy as impossibly perfect as a bryson. he never makes mistakes and keeps everyone around him constantly laughing. he’s a flirt (very big flirt)but when he’s flirting he makes lots of jokes, he loves making everyone laugh it’s his thing. he’s got big, glossy, blue eyes that really pop in the sun but you see all the colors that are actually there. he’s got bright blonde hair but it’s not natural, he’s a natural brunette but wanted different but it looks so great. he’s big on sweets like pie,cookies,brownies and ect but he loves chocolate pie he also loves comedy and action movies and could watch them all day. he’s really passionate about certain things he does like guitar, he wants to learn so bad that he is practicing every night or about the girl he’s with. he’s all about her, no one else matters but her to him. he’s a very kind and funny guy. you’d love to meet him(some would say lucky) he’s a great kisser, there meaningful and slow and they feel so warm. his hugs are warm and cozy so much that you could hold him forever and ever. he’s a very handsome gentleman and every girl looks at him you just know it. he also really loves his cat, his cat makes him smile so big, you could watch him play with his kitty all day long. he’s just someone you’d want to meet, he changes your life for the better !

did you hear what bryson did today?

bryson by luverlexxi August 6, 2022

Bryson 

Usually tall, and ugly. Atempts sports, but usually sits at home chatting on cyberspace. Very annoying, talks to much, and trys to be persuasive.
tall ugly computers

I wish Bryson would shut the fuck up!
I will never date that Bryson.

Bryson by soccergirl23 August 18, 2006

bryson 

a faggot who sells oatmeal squares and takes you captive as his boyfriend(You are now a sex slave to this proned sex offender)

watch out for that bryson! He's trying to get in your pants!!!

bryson by bobby skitzophrenic February 25, 2008