Common qualities to look for when identifying white
trash in the field:
*ugly-ass girlfriend
*chews tobbacco/smokes
*smells like shit
*either long, greasy hair or
short, shitily-cut, greasy hair
*carries around "snacks" at school (a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, a
bag or 2 of Doritos, an entire case of rootbeer) and eats said snack very loudly in class.
*wears the same smelly-ass sweatshirt every day
*bad hygiene (often results in horrifying acne)
*wears sleeveless shirts despite complete lack of arm-muscle
*curses often, and loudly
*listens to the same shitty song (miss murder) all the time, loud enough so everyone can hear it
*wears cowboy boots despite the fact that they've spent most of their life in the suburbs and have never actually seen a cow
*has a "trash stash" (the type of mustache obtained when one never started shaving, usually patchy mixes of scraggly hairs and peach-fuzz)
*says the word "grody"
*loves to fight (especially behind safeway), and when not fighting, loves to talk about fighting
*women are almost always fat, men are usually way too
skinny
*often associate with emo and
goth people, white
trash are not necessarily emo or
goth, but emos and goths are almost always white
trash
*wears the same
hat all the time, which makes their hair even greasier and more shitboxed
*often have an ugly, fat-ass bitch for a
mother who drives a schoolbus
*white
trash chicks are sluts
