Basically:
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under
13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under
18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over
18, you say shit
Son: Mum I just did a poo!
later
Son: Mum there'
s a crap in the loo
later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet
later
Son: MUM! Why the
hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the
thing!