numpty 

A uptight savage aristo wannabe you supports a team of losers.

That f**king tom carter.....by definition is a numpty!!

numpty by Anonymous January 31, 2003

numpty 

Anything or anybody who is so xxxxing stupid as to pxxx off. A word that can be substitued for less politically correct words often found offensive by the fairer sex

You xxxxing numpty

numpty by neil June 5, 2003

numpty 

A numpty is a person of great dopiness, always buffooing around, and dropping things.

Eh Meark ye great nump-teh, get to the toilet next time.

numpty by Mavis McBeardwart October 29, 2003

NUMPTY 

THE WORD NUMPTY INFACT STARTED IN YORKSHIRE NOT SCOTLAND !!!!! its meanings are ;-

a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

d) a idiot

a) "No. That wasnt wat she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving his car with no lights on!"

NUMPTY by MADMART November 6, 2009

numpty 

A short grey haired easily irritated Citizens Advice Bureau Advisor

numpty by Anonymous August 29, 2003

numpty 

A word used to describe someone from Congleton who drives a Silver Hyundai sports car.

Look at him - he's a right numpty

numpty by Bad Dobby October 31, 2003

numpty 

Someone who has a strange way round of doing and saying things. A Member of a well formed stage crew in England. Hence the nick name

James you Numpty!!!

numpty by James Gray May 25, 2004