1. An extremely bland and narcissistic way to say the word "cool" with all the enthusiasm deflated out of it. In effect, the negation of all those brats in commercials that say, "COOL!" to a pair of sneakers, hot pockets, or quaker oat
bars.
2. An inside joke or commentary that can be used directly, yet secretly, to someone truly despised.
3. A descriptive term used to define
something that has a decidedly thirteen-year-old, teeny-
bopper quality.
1.
mommy- "Honey, me and your white trash daddy who beats me up all the time are gonna get together and have another
baby."
son- "kewl."
2. "Wow, jackson! You are so kewl!"
3. "OMG, Tiger
Beat magazine is so fucking kewl!"