A person with the desire and/or will to stick his/her snout into the “trough” of public finances for the benefit of self and to the detriment of society as a whole. Reference “Rats” in George Orwell’s 1984.

I’m going to be a politician and rip off all the hard working Joes and Janes out there.

Politician by 1BigEck January 10, 2024

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Politician

A coakroach that has devolved enough to be able to lie its way out of anything.

I walked into my friends kitchen, and saw the politicians scurrying to the base of the fridge.

Politician by GoodBear1974 July 20, 2024

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Politician

_noun_

(of a person) needlessly and intrusively bringing politics into a conversation.

I will gouge my eyes out if you bring society into this one more time, you politician!

Politician by KannaKandy February 3, 2025

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Politician

1. A derogatory term used as an insult when wanting to use the worst possible word ever to call someone.

2. A person who uses public office in order to get extremely rich via various dubious acts to include the following, but not limited to insider trading, giving a company in which they have a personal, fiduciary interest in highly financially rewarding government contracts, and continuously voting themselves pay raises every 6-12 months.

You are such a politician, dude!

Politician by Amigon May 20, 2026

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