Smart, tasteful,beautiful are just some of the
words to describe her. Her gas smells
like minty mints.When she walks she calms the turmoil of the middle east. She has great
feet. She once beat Gordon Ramsey in a cooking and eating contest. She gave an interview to Sweet
Brown, and Jonatan the turtle kid. She has never woken up with bad hair. She applies Michaela to
MAC and its overdone employees. She make your stomach warm
like hot chocolate on a frozen Thursday while
snow has fallen in insurmountable levels letting you know its going to be you and your blanket until the next school day. Her voice was used as an unauthorized sample at the beginning of Ultralightbeam - Kanye West.
Sir:"Good day Ma'am"
Michaela: "Good day Sir"
Sir: "Behold a lady"
Gentleman: "I wonder how many Michaela's are left in the 20th century"
Sir: "Not many kind sir, I must surrender her now before the sunsets"