Being a boyfriend is like being a dog. You follow your
master around, doing what she asks, when she asks, and in return, you receive
love and affection. Even when she lets you go, you remain loyal, at least for a while, because being her puppy is a thousand times better than being a
stray.
Guy 1: can
john hang out?
Guy 2: no, he just became stacu's boyfriend
Guy 1: again, didn't they break up?
Guy 2: yeah, but you know
john, loyal as a puppy