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a specialized bong that you smoke heroine in!

although many believe "beezels" to be just an urban legend, they actually do exist, and taking a nice puff on one is quite pleasureable.
"Crap my mom found my beezel in my closet and shes making me talk to my guidance counselor"
beezel by South Charlotte March 24, 2008
when you get a pubic hair caught in your throat after oral sex.
"damn bitch trim that shit, you gave me a beezel!"
beezel by mike motul October 17, 2006
The incident at the mall was such a beezel incident.messed up not right Zach
Beezel by dm007 September 16, 2013
A deity who believes that facts are popular opinions
"FACTS ARE POPULAR OPINIONS!" Beeel said to Annie.

Beeelism 

A religion based on the deity Beeel's belief, that facts are popular opinions.
"I support Beeelism" said Beeel
A person who believes in Beeelism, the idea that facts are popular opinions.
"I am not a Beeelist!" said Beself.