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Jensenism 

An extremist neo-Christian evangelical sect which seeks to propagate fear and hatred by quoting Jesus out of context or even misquoting Him altogether.
"Disasters are part of His warning that judgement is coming" seeks to convey the fear of God's wrath punishing immorality wheras it is really just a chronology of events which will occur before the second coming.
Jensenism by Matthew 24:7-8 January 8, 2005
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jensenia 

She is very smart, chill, and most of all noble. She loves to talk to random people.
Jensenia is a very amazing person.
jensenia by Lachikita December 20, 2016
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The religion of worshipping jesse,the never ending powerful demon of the deep dark abyss
Do you wanna join our religion,jesseism
Jesseism by Aheydge7e October 30, 2019

jennerism 

Realizing that Kaitlyn Jenner IS, Olympic Champion, Bruce Jenner. And NOT screaming WTF!!!
I was so confused by the Jennerism .
jennerism by 123sedona123 March 10, 2016

Jesanism 

What if we meet them and they make us convert to Jesanism?
Jesanism by Lisa Jonas October 4, 2008

Jewseismic 

Grandiose, awesome, decadent, with a slight hint of Jewishness.
Wow! That candy machine robbery was jewseismic! 2 people died!
Jewseismic by gina the hyena June 15, 2008

jensensupan 

pampadagdag pag kulang!
si jensen? kulang tyo e....
jensensupan by yuseff February 18, 2004