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Jack long

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Short little fuck who can get girls unless they are 8 years old his motto is "if the age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" he wear shoes 5 sizes too big
by Concerned portarican April 24, 2017
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jack long

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Sexual tendencies towards anything with a pulse. Honourable , bankrupt, can be used as any cards against humanity answer
OMG he is so jack long.
by Charmander 123 July 31, 2016
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aiden jack longden

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a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world

triple cheese burger
by kimykong tttt November 16, 2022
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A kid with lots of money and a longer peen
I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.
by tsmoneylonger July 18, 2022
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longback jack

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a guy with an abnormally long spine, usually can be found in biology classes being tormented for his unfortunate state and is commonly associated with grapes.
'hey longback jack ford, how did you manage to get in the door?!'
by clomofo January 7, 2010
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