thoughtsturbate

When one ponders a thought so intensely that one becomes aroused and must masturbate in order to finish the though

Josh: "Aren't kittens just cat puppies?"
Sam: *violently thoughtsturbates

thoughtsturbate by therealgobby November 24, 2014

Thoughtsturbate

The act of masturbating to the thought of something arousing, rather than watching/reading it.

I thoughtsturbated to my crush in the shower

Thoughtsturbate by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 19, 2016