The enforcer of all things student press freedom, a Tongmaster General possesses a deep fondness for media, law and ethics. If you encounter a Tongmaster General in the wild, fear not, for the Tongmaster General will not harm you, unless you attempt to harm him. If you impede the freedom of the student press, beware. The Tongmaster General yearns for accuracy and expression by all accounts.

Oh my god, the Tongmaster General just arrived in the Newsroom.

Tongmaster General by Studentpressneedem October 27, 2023

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dorkmaster

In gamer circles, the person who coordinates and runs a gaming session. The dorkmaster is responsible for securing the equipment, knowing and teaching the rules of the game, resolving any issues or disputes, and generally keeping the game flowing; like a dungeon master, but not D&D-specific.

Frank was a terrible dorkmaster; he didn't know how to set up the board and we spent half the game watching him look up rules.

dorkmaster by milesmason777 September 30, 2008

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Dongster

A guy with a huge dong that likes to chill and smoke marijuana...

"Dexter's such a dongster!!! don't you agree?"

Dongster by Dongster lyons March 6, 2010

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doncaster pork pie

During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.

I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.

doncaster pork pie by donc_lad_1 December 17, 2008

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