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headmaster

headmaster, n.

(1) the principal of a school or similar educational institution

(2) someone who is really good at oral sex
I got sent to the headmaster.
headmaster by IKEA May 12, 2004

hellwater 

Basically this is a mixture of cig butts, chew spit, removed wads of chew, and a small amount of faygo cola... also speculated to contain trace amounts of HEET (fuel additive) This brew is unknowingly consumed by those who are extremely intoxicated and results in near immediate regurgitation.
Bitch Bennett drank the hellwater in the crack shack.
hellwater by exDoughboy49829 March 31, 2005

Headmaster

head·mas·ter
/ˌhedˈmastər/
noun
(especially in private schools) the man in charge of a school; the principal.
The headmaster appears to have everything under control.
Headmaster by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

headmaster's duty 

The act of soliciting for the purposes of prostitution, i.e. a girl "working" in a bar, usually with unnecessarily revealing skirts and tops.

Has its origins in South London; etymology rumoured to be an oft-absent headteacher caught soliciting in the late 1970s. In order to avoid direct reference, the claim that he was doing his 'duty' evolved into 'headmaster's duty'.
I think she's probably up for a bit of headmaster's duty

Hellbastard 

A bastard who's actions transcend evilness, to become ridiculously funny.
That hellbastard tied me up and had a pink smoke grenade going off on my head for 3 days!
Hellbastard by Cblamo May 31, 2003

hellastorm 

A disturbance of the atmosphere marked by hellawind and hellarain, occurring in the Northern area of California. Also known simply as "rain" by the rest of the United States.
People were kayaking in the Safeway parking lot during that hellastorm.
hellastorm by Supercallafrajalistic December 13, 2014