Fastfoodie

A fastfoodie is a person who has an ardent or refined interest in fast food, soft drinks, and dollar meals. A fastfoodie seeks predictable, familiar food experiences and convenience (there'd better be a drive-through); not flavor, nutrition, or curiosity.

I've never had Thai food, sushi, or hummus -- I'm a fastfoodie!

by Eric Brightwell March 30, 2015

fastfoodified

When any sort of food is turned into fast food.

I don't like Long John Silvers, fish just shouldn't be fastfoodified.

by ktmmazing March 21, 2009

fastfoodjesus

The only Lord and Savior with a Big Mac.

A being that consumes lots of fastfood - and is generally awesome. "fastfoodjesus"

by FFJ November 4, 2013

fastfood orgy

the act of combing the poster items from multiple fast food places

I bought a big mac, whopper, 5 layer beefy bean burrito but i only have 5 minutes left on break... I guess its time for the fastfood orgy

by foodguy June 16, 2010

fastfoodefried

(Fast-Food-Eh-Fried)

Double fried gobs of goodness from a fast food restaurant.

Also, the taste-bud exploding act of eating an amazing fast food feast.

Sonic french toast sticks.

Behold a feast of fastfoodefried proportions.

by I'm not a funny person. September 18, 2010

Fastfood squirt

When a person goes to a fast food resturant. After a meal that person goes around the back of the restaurant and masturbates in delight of great breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper.

Man I went to McDonald's had a cheeseburger and after that I had a fastfood squirt

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Fastfoodathon

The event of gathering different selections of fast food from 3 or more fast food restaurants and then consuming them with a group of friends. Usually consumed while watching copious seasons/parts of a certain TV show or movie, but does not necessarily need to be.

"Lisa, Bernard, Helen and I had a fastfoodathon last Saturday since I've just bought the Game Of Thrones 1-4 box set."
"Well, that explains why this entire room is filled with the smell of Taco Bell, Mcdonald's, Burger King, Wendy's and poor decisions all at the same time! Invite me next time!"

by SaltyRage May 4, 2015