Paul Rudd 

A greatly unappreciated comedy actor who frequently appears in "Frat Pack" films (alongside actors such as Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Steve Carell, Will Ferrell etc). He has played supporting roles in The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Knocked Up, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Most of the funniest lines in the aforementioned films were spoken by him. He also wrote and starred in "Role Models", voted by IGN as the "Best Comedy Film of 2008" alongside Seann William Scott. In the early 00's, he also starred as Mike, Phoebe's eventual husband, in the popular TV show Friends.

Several Paul Rudd Quotes...

(The 40 Year Old Virgin) Yeah... she's adorable... fuckin' bitch.

(Anchorman) 60% of the time it works.... every time.

(Role Models) I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants.

Paul Rudd by ford22 August 27, 2009

paul rudd 

great American actor; first famous for a lead role in 90's flick Clueless.

recently popular in comedic roles like Wet Hot American Summer, Anchorman, 40 year old virgin, and knocked up.

pretty hot too, if you ask me.

Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana, in Anchorman:

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh!
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire, my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper, filled with Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News worker: Smells like Bigfoot's dick!

paul rudd by Cait Eggers November 8, 2007

Paul Rudd 

Please help me he’s inside my house

Paul Rudd: Come on out bitch I want to eat your toes

Paul Rudd by DevlDnut March 31, 2022

Paul Rudd 

To be immensely sexually appealing. Used similarly to Chad

My boyfriend is a Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd by Famous American actor Paul Rud November 1, 2021

paul rudd 

to take an inordinate amount of time on the toilet, typically playing Words with Friends or browsing Instagram.

Sally must be in there taking a Paul Rudd, it has been almost 30 minutes!

pooping number 2 instagram words with friends

paul rudd by extendedsitter March 10, 2015

Paul rudd 

another celebrity crush Paul Rudd is so hot but man who knew he 52 but he looks younger then that

Paul Rudd stars in: friends later in, ant-man, ant-man and wasp, wanderlust, avengers endgame, how do you know, clueless, civil war, anchorman, Romeo & Juliet ones i watch and know of

Paul rudd by hotlava101 December 6, 2021

Paul Rudd 

the god of aging and time. average size man. directioner. stepbrother

people should never tell paul rudd he's aging like fine wine because man that guy ain't aging

Paul Rudd by imnotthewerewolf December 9, 2021