Luecke

(pronounced loo-key)
1. the last name of a substitute teacher who was infamously caught masturbating in a Connecticut high school hallway on February 26, 2014. Reportedly has amnesia and was "fixing a wardrobe malfunction".
2. to whip it out and start jacking off in a public place in the aforementioned manner.

1. A: You hear about that Luecke guy?
B: Yeah, a real tear-jerker, isn't it?
2. A: Ugh, all these girls make me so horny. Must... Not.... Fap....
B: Don't pull a Luecke bro

by KilljoyKitten January 12, 2015

Luckens

Constantly breaks his tables. "oh no. our table...its broken...."

He helps track down scumbags who cheat on their girlfriends.
A smart funny cupcake who likes anime.
Someone who says "cause I'm black?!" all the time.
He has never eaten honey mustard but loves ranch as long as its on strawberries.

"OMG, he's being a luckens right now..."
"Be smart. Be like Luckens."

by luckensfanclub101 November 11, 2021

Mitch Lucker

The greatest man on this planet. best vocalist ever? suicide silence singer

no time to fucking bleed"Mitch Lucker"

by Mike bitch October 17, 2009

luckerdog

Luckerdog is someone that barely makes it out through having luck. Mainly used in video games.

"I used all my skills and he managed to escape! what a luckerdog!"

by Fullsplit September 22, 2015

The Lucker Stomp

The greatest fucking stage move performed by the greatest fucking front man ever!! See Mitch Lucker

"When he hits the Lucker Stomp, you know shits about to go down"

by MRxACL February 27, 2013

Dirty Luckett

After the male is done excreting his waste into the toilet .. aka shitting...instead of using toilet paper ..... the female is to clean the anal cavaity with her tounge.

After Bobby takes a dump he yells for a girl from the party, she goes into the bathroom, deals with the stench and she gives him a dirty luckett because theres no more toilet paper....

by Eddie T August 9, 2006

Kito Lucke

A gamer of epic proportions. One who has become a legend in the gaming world and shall never be forgotten. And has also mastered the art of procrastination.

"Thee shall be known as Kito Lucke till the end of time. Thus any speak bad of you, thy great one, being whoever, shall smite thee into ity bity pieces of what looks like cottage cheese but smells like pecans." ~ Someone who wasn't Kito Lucke and therefor was forgotten.

by Karm Keluc February 12, 2010