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The equivalent of a brotaco. Somebody who deserves more than just the word bro or just a better way to call somebody a bro.
Me and him are hella cool, he's my broito.
Broito by Dekta June 28, 2011

simon britton 

The nicest guy you'll ever meet and very thiccums. You'll probably catch him smiling about something silly.
Some people need to be more Simon britton.
A male(or rarely a female) who is often asked if he: 1) Is from England, 2) Is great, or 3) Can talk with a British accent.
A Britton generally has no idea why he is named Britton but will often times congratulate you if you spell his name right the first time.
"Hey, my name's Britton."

"Hey, I'm John. Are you from England?

"No, but its nice to meet you."
britton by The Ramen Eater November 12, 2011
Hot, Sexy, and has a great personality. He cares and loves people. He likes girls with blonde hair! And is usually asked if he is from Britain.
(Person) Hey Britton

(Britton) Hey how are you

(Person) I'm great thx for asking
Britton by Christopher Ball January 5, 2017

Brittolepsy 

Condition that causes you to fall asleep for 10 minutes and wake up thinking you were out for 3 hours+
He suffered from some serious Brittolepsy on the ride home from Bonnaroo.
Brittolepsy by Seal Clubb3r May 28, 2010