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Jocel, or Joceling is a term used when you behead a dead family member and mount there head on the wall during holidays and use there head as if they are one of those singing fish.
Im gonna Jocel grandma, she can sing Jingle Bells pretty dang well!
Jocel by JocelMan April 21, 2024
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Jocel Mae 

She lives in Philippines. Her birthdate is 2000. She believes that the more people around the messier the things get. She loves city light, peaceful places, few friends, reading books, and she dreams of travelling around the world, especially in Paris. She is into Renzo.
Jocel Mae love the stars.
Jocel Mae by LaughingStar June 8, 2021

Jocel my cocko

This is what you tell someone with the name of Jocelyn. It means to come and Jack me off.
Hey babe! Can you Jocel my Cocko?
Jocel my cocko by Tsm_Nïgger January 9, 2019

Jocklash 

The feeling a Scottish person feels when they see another Scottish person do something that makes them feel embarrassed to be Scottish. Cringeworthy behaviour seen in person, on tv etc. Watching tv shows for example Hogmanay or Scottish football.
Oh no your giving me jocklash
Jocklash by DeanLFC October 31, 2018

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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