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Scottish

To be smacked or slapped, usually about the face or buttocks. Sometimes used as a threat to badly behaved bairns.
"If you don't cut that pish out, you're gonna get skelped!"

The ugly man had a face like a skelped arse.
Skelped by Fannybaws92 February 13, 2015
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This is a scottish word and can mean two things; 1. In its main context this is used to describe having a red face (i.e blushing)and comes from the word skelp which basically just means slap. After a person is skelped he or she would have a red mark where the contact was made (usually the face) hence they would have a skelper. 2. This word can also be used to describe a person (usually a female) who is less than attractive
1. Youve got a pure skelper by the way. 2. Did you see the burd he pulled last night she was a skelper
skelper by fabiypt February 5, 2007
When you are sleeping with a girl and you wake up in the middle of the night. You then proceed to pretend the girl's bed is a urinal and you piss on her bed while she is sleeping in it.
Yo my boy skellied that bitch last night. She had to wash her sheets 2 times.
skellied by Muhammed McLovin December 9, 2008

Skelping 

To have sex with a ghost. Either by them passing through you and stimulating your senses, them taking physical form and interacting or by possessing another for the purpose of sex. Usually the first. Skelping is easiest at certain times of the year and the day.
John caught Dean skelping a ghost chick in Kentucky.
Skelping by Moloch-Tepes September 6, 2012
Im so Skelie at this game.
Dude You are so Skelie! Good Job!
Skelie by Skelie August 13, 2018

Pie Skelpin

Pie Skelpin is a sexual act in which a man and woman have intercourse !

It's a fairly vulgar saying used among some scottish people.

I.E. " Yeah Wantin yer pie skelped? = You wanting your fanny shagged!?"
" Yeh inate some pie skelpin the nyte hen !?"

" Yeh Wantin Yer Pie Skelped?"

" Ho You Yah Pie Skelper! "

another variation is Pastie Smasher !

" Yah wantin yer pastie smashed?"
Pie Skelpin by J.J.13 December 7, 2009