Hezzie 

Hezzie's are powerful sex machines that consistently perform well and never let you down. Not a very original bunch, they stick to what they are good at, Sex, Coffee and Dota, Somtimes at the same time, its known as the Hezzie-3-way and 70% of the time leaves one of the participating members comatose. in 2013 a Hezzie was the first human to break the sound barrier during sexual intercourse, it was a great day for humanity.

Woman: Doctor, Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: I think its a hezzie...
Woman: OMG! How do you know for sure?
Doctor: Its got the largest penis I have ever seen on a baby! Only a Hezzie would have a 7 inch dick at birth!
Woman: Thats amazing! quick call my husband, tell him we have a Hezzie in the family!

Hezzie by The_real_Hezzie April 19, 2016

Hezzie 

Sweetest, cutest, prettiest girl ever!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Hezzie!

Hezzie by Jimmie July 25, 2004

Hizzie 

The ship name between Legacies' characters Hope Mikaelson and Lizzie Saltzman. Hope is Lizzie's anchor and Lizzie is Hope's anchor.

Yelling in the woods it's also a Hizzie thing.

enemies to lovers excellence? oh, that's hizzie!

Hizzie by hizziewarriorfreya March 31, 2019

Fo hizzie 

Better and cooler way of saying for real

Fo hizzie this life is whack

Fo hizzie by Roniya November 5, 2021

Hezkiel 

A man with a HUGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE penis. Beloved by all women but has a special place in his heart for the sistas😘. A man with an incomparable work ethic who will always get the job done. He has his head in the clouds but has the drive to make his dream come true. He’s going big places but will never let himself get too prideful or forget how to be kind to others. His momma raised him better than that. ALSO HE CAN GIVE ANYONE THE SMOKE IN 2k😤😤😤

Wait, ,ain’t that Hezkiel coming out that Bugatti? He really went ahead balled out in life

Hezkiel by Ya mutha December 8, 2020

Hizzie 

The ship name between Hope Mikaelson and Lizzie Saltzman. Definitely the most developed ship on the show. They are enemies to lovers, the way Lizzie went from “I wish Hope Mikaelson was never born” to “But I’m glad to have you back”. They’re each others anchor and trust each other more than anyone else. Also Lizzie was the first person to remember Hope! No other ship could ever top them, no matter what.

PERSON 1: “Hizzie is so pure. They were so angsty in season 1 but had the best development ever. Also the way Lizzie was the first to remember Hope!”

PERSON 2: “I know right?! Girlfriends.”

Hizzie by LegaciesHizzie July 18, 2020

hizzie 

sapphic excellence

clown #1: i love hizzie, they’re my best ship.
clown #2: wait same they're soulmates.

hizzie by hizzieendgame December 22, 2020