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pinky syndrome 

When guys or girls are attracted to a woman, not because she is particularly sexy but because her hair is dyed red. The attraction is a result of admiring the Pornographic actress Pinky. So, the hair color alone leads the imagination.
"That chick with the red hair bad son, no she not she just trying to look like Pinky, and she know that gets attention, you got the pinky syndrome bruh"
pinky syndrome by swaggaboy7 April 28, 2014
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Retarted Pinky Syndrome 

When you're playing Guitar Hero and your pinky is so retarted that it won't press the blue or orange buttons.
I just failed the song.

Why?

My Retarted Pinky Syndrome is acting up.

Pink Puff Syndrome

So named for the Dreaded Pink puff of Final Fantasy 4, which had a very small chance of dropping its tail when defeated.

Sufferers of pink puff syndrome are unable to stop repeating task regarded as a grind in the hopes that eventually they will be rewarded for their effort by the random number generator.
The player was 0/200 on the random monster drops, but his pink puff syndrome kept him trying.

Pink Lighter Syndrome 

A human male who acts in an angry or upset manner in response to being offered an item or service that could be perceived as supporting, relating to or representing femininity or homosexuality.
After trying to purchase a lighter and being offered a pink lighter by the cashier, John trashed the store. He must suffer from Pink Lighter Syndrome.

Pink Nipple Syndrome (PNS) 

When an artist gives pink nipples to a character whose skin tone does not call for pink nipples. Ex: character skin tone is very dark, artist gives them bright bubblegum colored nips.
Jonathan: Dude, I saw this real nice fucking picture of that black chick from Pokemon on Rule 34 but the artist had some severe Pink Nipple Syndrome (PNS)...

Dave: That sucks dude. Let's go call him retarded and autistic for not understanding the simple concept of melanin.