ass-butler

A man who is consistently emasculated by his girlfriend or wife.

"Bob agreed to give up drinking on Friday so he can eat dinner at his mother-in-laws. What an ass-butler."

ass-butler by chauncey July 20, 2004

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ass butter

The substance that accumulates in the crevice between the buttocks. Typically composed of sweat, dead skin cells, environmental soil, and trace amounts of feces, its production is often facilitated by rigorous activity or long intervals without bathing. Known to possess a rather unpleasant odor and foul taste.

I say, how old is this yogurt, mother? It tastes like ass butter.

ass butter by Lenny Rowan October 11, 2004

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Ass Butter

The stuff you find in between your ass cheecks after not showering for days.

There was so much ass butter in the hobo's ass he could ass butter his toast.

Ass Butter by Jameses September 22, 2005

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Ass butter

Ass Butter: The cause of this occurrence is widely known among the over weight people that work in hot environments, as the body sweats the opening of the rectom sacreats a light yellow fluid with a pungent oder that has been recorded to smell from 6 feet away.

"Jason" fuck sake did u smell that fat cunt jump off that fork lift.
"Kevin" yea bro, he must be seriously turning up some ass butter inbatween thoes cheeks !!

Ass butter by ICEsmoke September 14, 2018