by Shaey Kay May 22, 2014

by Sandman46 August 04, 2023

1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.
2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.
2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.
-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.
-That guy's a freaking dipstick!
-That guy's a freaking dipstick!
by Egaro February 16, 2009

Something my Italian dad continuously says, thinking it to be an insult when in reality he sounds like a fat bald retard.
by Lemontablet7 November 21, 2022

A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.
Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)
this tool is named a dipstick
Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)
this tool is named a dipstick
by Indi Dae February 15, 2009

While sitting on a toilet, a man with a large penis may accidentally check the fluid level of the toilet bowl. Especially undesirable when using public restrooms that are extremely nasty.
by Kalepsis October 13, 2007

One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.
by Buck May 09, 2003
