This strange species can be found in an online
game called Darkfall. What person has the most elaborate lies in the
world, my guess is that there are lots of contenders. This species however must be one of the best shit talkers ever. To persuade females he thrusts out his darkfall epeen, generally shorter than his neighbors, but he does try anyway. The type of females he does attract generally leave him within the month, his
mother abandoned him at just two days old. With inadequate utensils he finds himself
alone once more. It is believed, though not yet confirmed, that this species is loathed by the Darkfall community.