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The act of giving a hand job while receiving a hickey from your boyfriend, or a male companion
"Oh dude, did you see Michelle's neck after the party?"

"Yeah, her and her boyfriend must have H-5ed all night!"
H-5 by Kelhannah Nichelle January 9, 2009
The most necessary things when it comes down to which guy is eligible or not: Hair, humor, height, human decency, and hygiene.
Friend: Dude I really like him.
Me: Does he qualify with the 5 H's?
Friend: Not sure.
5 H's by swaagmaster420 January 21, 2021

The 5 H's 

Henry Hintelligent Height Humor Hstrongmuscles
I love The 5 H's
But what about Fortnite
Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.
person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene
5 H’s by some stranger 234 January 29, 2023

The 5 Ws (and an H) of Pi 

Who was Pi with? Mostly with e, and sometimes with i.

What did Pi do? Make other constants envious of her.

When did Pi do it? Around a quarter past three.

Where did Pi do it? In the least unexpected places.

Why did Pi do it? To prove why she is so popular.

How did Pi do it? By moving around in circles (and sometimes with needles).
On Pi Day, Mr. Pier, a high-school math teacher, was called up to the principal’s office to explain “The 5 Ws (and an H) of Pi” he SMSed to his fellow colleagues and students—the boss wanted to make sure that the math joke doesn’t carry any double meaning.

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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes