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bingtard 

An incompetent retard who can't use a proper search engine, and always ends up asking stupid, awkward or irrelevant questions as a result.
That freaking bingtard doesn't know diddly-squat cos he's always wasting his time using shitty search engines.. should have used google in the first place, and he might have gained an actual clue, rather than constantly having to bug us.
bingtard by Blotted Snot November 3, 2013
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Bongtard, a complete and utter moron who plays online games and has hit the bong one too many times. Bongtards are unable to play as a team, contribute to the game and generall run around being uselss, stoned and stupid. Often fond of team killing, one Bongtard on your team will cost you the entire match or clan battle.
"Dude, that guy just ruined the entire game.... fucking bongtard!"

"WTF did that BONGTARDed bitch do now?, I can't believe he just rammed me!"
Bongtard by Hi_My_Name_is_PEGGY! December 18, 2011

blingtard 

Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is allways better.

This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.
Dude, look at that blingtard.
blingtard by MrFrans September 28, 2006

blingtard 

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.
I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!
blingtard by OzSpade September 30, 2006

blingtarded 

something that does not bling bling
a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling
blingtarded by whotis December 8, 2007

bigtards 

A tard that is overly big and plural.

Created by saying the word 'Retard' replacing 'Re' with 'big' and making it plural.
"look at those Bigtards over there!!!"
bigtards by BigtardsFTW May 23, 2016