The lifestyle adopted by shallow, ostentatious teenagers. Characteristically annoying and the dispair of
people who find it all too pretentious. Hypersocialists are never alone, they are far too
busy "going out having a laugh" and "being there for each other 4eva" to do anything worthwhile or solitary. Easily recognised by the relentless mundane chatter about pointless
childish incidents incorrectly perceived by the hypersocialists to be amusing and original. They like to throw "wikid" house parties which generally involve drinking Strongbow and White Lightning and listening to the Wurzels (it was vaguely amusing only the first time) until the host gets fed up of being rejected by the many
girls he has invited, and insists that everyone "phone for their rides". The
evening is topped off by all the guests sitting on the garden
wall "aiting for their rides" while the host goes to bed in a strop and The Wurzels play on.....
Hypersocialist: "Oh my God, it was like, so funny,
Arron like totally
ate a whole candle infront of everyone"
Hypersocialism gives
teenagers a bad name