Nitpic

A photo, of two or more usually young teenage girls, taken at arms length, with the subjects crowded together, heads touching (hence the nits).

After getting drunk on WKDs, the girls gathered together for their nitpic. Oh, how they laughed at such outrageous behaviour.

by Dogbiscuit May 11, 2013

nitpicking

Verb-
Looking for small or unimportant errors or faults, esp. in order to criticize unnecessarily.

My nitpicking ass friends always want to pick fights over the littlest things.

by allay808 October 30, 2013

nutpicking

The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.

When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.

by RGEsq August 11, 2006

nitpick

Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.

Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.

by oh shit i'm dead April 3, 2005

nippic

A picture of a nipple sent via text message. Usually a close up.

"I'm having a slow day honey, how about sending a nippic?"

by Vallard January 29, 2010

Netpic

Going online copying photos claiming they are original, and yours then posting them on social sites to get people to give you likes or comments.

Went on instagram to admire the photo a follower and thought it was original, then I found it on google photos so I commented it was a big NETPIC

by joshwua915 March 15, 2017

nitpick

When someone (who may have been recently pwned) Will dig up any random shit to try to get back at you or to make you look wrong.

John - Yeah, there is no way that the4 skatepark will open by january

Nitpicker - What was that? I didnt know of an english word called "The4"

John - It was a typo u asshole...

Nitpicker - Since when is U a word? I always thought there was a Y and an O in front of it, but thats just me *Rolls eyes*

by Pacman12 August 18, 2007