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Musicians 

The one job group other than actors/actresses where nobody cares if they're obscenely rich.
Mitt Romney made $13.7 million in 2011 and 2 mansions and people made fun of his money until he finally lost the election.

Lil Wayne (as an example for musicians) made $18 million in 2011 and owns 3 mansions and a Bugatti Veyron (notable for being $1 million or more) and nobody gives him flak about it.
Musicians by pseudonym name April 21, 2013

Musicians Block

Similar to Writers Block, only for musicians.

When a musician can't come up with anything.
Arrrrrrg! I've had musicians block for two weeks now!

COVID musicians

Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.
I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!

Jazz musicians 

As the Jazz musicians walks out of the rehearsal room,he realized he dosent have anywhere to live tonight.

shittiest musicians ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

tik tok musicians 

Good artists who are exposed to the tik tok music industry therefore becoming '1-hit song artists' because of tik tok

Usually known for 1 part of a song (chorus mostly) by fake fans (tik tok consumers).
It's really sad to see Steve Lacy end up in this position, and other musicians who I really don't care about

Youtubers can also become 'tik tok musicians' for example Dashie
guy1: do you know Steve Lacy?
guy2: yeah, too bad he became on of those tik tok musicians
tik tok musicians by MrKata November 13, 2022