thonker

When someone's thighs can be described as chonkers.

I tried some jeans on the other day and I just couldn't get them over my thonkers.

by goobygoon May 9, 2022

thonker

The act of slapping one's penis against the forehead of the person who just performed oral sex on you to remove any jizz left in the shaft of the penis.

I always like giving her the thonker so cum doesn't drip on my underware after I zip up.

by redlight hack January 18, 2013

THONKER

A loser who is obsessed with the Thonk meme, wich is a parody of the thinking emoji.

Thonker: "has a thonk picture" post thonk memes all the time on discord and 9gag
responder: haha funny thonk

by gaynibba_63 April 19, 2018

Thonker

A synonym for one’s head.

My friend in class was being dumb. He wasn’t using his thonker.

by mommabear69 November 2, 2023