Joebese 

To be skinny like Joey Mac, or starvin' marvin. The complete inability to add even a single pound to ones frame.
Usually caused by complete softness.

"Mark Kate Olsen is wishing she was joebese"

Joebese by WaCHunter May 31, 2012

Joebsessed 

A term to describe a person obsessed with Joe Fresh.

My sister went on a shopping spree at Joe Fresh, she is joebsessed!

Joebsessed by Randyisjoebsessed August 15, 2011

joebee 

anything in the world even someones name, but usually part od the male anatomy

dude your joebee is hanging out
hey, joebee

joebee by Mark, And, Ben September 24, 2006

joebee 

anything in the word, but usually a

dude your joebee is hanging out
have you been working out your joebee is huge

joebee by &rew, Mark, Ben September 24, 2006

Joepese 

A term for a sever breakout of mouth herpes. Also used to refer to a guy named Joe who just happens to have a massive herpes issue

I went down on that asian chick and now i have a massive Joepese outbreak.
We were gonna do it but joe has herply uprleses soo bad its borderline Joepese

Joepese by Dr. Ben Dover RECTOLOGIST October 20, 2010

joelese 

She’s a very sweet person, charming, and very beautiful. Her gorgeous looks makes every other girl look worthless. She is outgoing, has a great smile, and a great sense of humor, She is honest and loyal and she is EVERYTHING a guy could ever ask for. Anyone who rejects her just don’t got taste at all.

Joelese is the greatest there is .

joelese by Joelese January 15, 2023

Jobese 

When you are so fate that your name fuses with an eating disorder

This kid is Jobese, don't talk to him.

Jobese by Jobese August 15, 2018