Pussy Waffle 

A dangerous and war-torn pussy. It is the Somalia of vaginas.

Michelle Duggar had a pussy waffle after her latest miscarriage.

Pussy Waffle by tenaciousday October 18, 2012

wiffle pussy 

the act of cumming in a womans vagina immediately followed by filling it with cottons balls, eventually punching her in the stomach. Upon launch of cotton balls a wiffle pussy has been achieved.

Instead of playing beer pong tonight, we are going to achieve wiffle pussy off the roof.

wiffle pussy by Mr. wheels January 18, 2008

Pusswaffle 

A bitch that artfully dodges 1v1s against superior, breastier opponents. 99% of them are Polish. Some are even Polish chickens, that prefer to play TF2 instead.

Ironically, a pusswaffle may claim that he/vic cannot play due to not having played games prior, even though not playing games is something that accumulates, and is countered by actually playing games. Damn it Vic.

4. Pride and self-righteousness are the root of all conflict. Remember: None of you are more important than another, and the clan is what matters most.

Carnage: Hey MavericK let's have a showmatch.

MavericK: I don't have to deal with this.

Carnage: Pusswaffle

Pusswaffle by Notmike1 July 25, 2011

Pussywaffle 

a rather meaningless expression used to lighten the mood in a tense situation, due to its ability to garner laughter no matter what's going on.

musician: Damn, I just can't play this part right!

producer: pussywaffle.

musician: *laughs uncontrollably, then plays the part*

Pussywaffle by jimjam02 April 26, 2010

pussywaffle cupcakes 

The scariest man you will ever meet.

Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.

pussywaffle cupcakes by Aredisnxu7xjksk November 8, 2017