goomberz

once and awhile you will stroll about a special kind of person that one would like to call a "goomberz". they are few and far between, the kind of person that will have the utmost respect for you, will always be there when you need them, you could go on the computer in the middle of the night and talk to them, because you know they will always be there to talk to you and make sure that you are alright. he is the kind of person that will stay up with you all night, show you silly songs like the best friend song just to make you smile. they are very attractive as well. they have looks that could kill and a smile so sweet.
when you find your own goomberz in life, you will know that they are going to be your bestfriend. They say that best friends fight, but you will never get into a fight with a goomberz, because you just love them too much to make them mad, you will appreciate them, and understand them for who they truly are. never let one go, they are hard to find, and will mean everything to you.

you will love them for who they are,
because they are the most amazing kind of people that you will ever meet

"i love my goomberz."

goomberz by shpankmcbang August 22, 2011

goombers 

someone who is the coolest. someone who can make you smile even if you are in the worst of moods, makes you laugh when you don't want to.

generally this person is very attractive, "YUMMMY" if you will, and would do anything to make the ones that he loves happy. a person who is names goombers is a very positive and outgoing person.

Goombers tend not to have high enough confidence levels, but should because they are among the best looking people ever seen.

to be a goomber,

is a very special thing,

no one would ever want to lose a goomber in their lifetime.
they are someone who should never be forgotten,
and are always loved.

They can brighten your day,
and make everything okay,

Goombers are well loved.
<3

i wish he was like a goombers

goombers by shpanks mcbang January 25, 2011

goomberson 

retard

that guy is such a goomberson kick him!!

goomberson by yoitsmeimaretard September 2, 2020

Goomber 

A stinking ass goomba who doesn't deserve to live in a Koopa world. Mario was right to squish those assholes.

Throw his ass out. He's a goomber! He's a goomber! He's a goomber! A goomber, look, there's a goomber!

Goomber by Joey Sauce January 2, 2021

goomberries 

A salty type of berry

I ate goomberries today, they were so salty. I through them away

goomberries by dumbassBxtch August 7, 2021

Gooberzoid 

A Gooberzoid is a goober.

I hate orange gooberzoids

Gooberzoid by dreggsome December 3, 2022