bonour 

\bä-nər\ - A more positive, sophisticated spelling and pronunciation of boner.

I'm sorry, madam. My bonour only accepts Euros.

bonour by karma0 August 3, 2011

bonjour 

The french word to say hello.

Bonjour !

bonjour by Someone July 22, 2003

Dirty Bonjour 

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

Dirty Bonjour by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016

Bonjourno 

The way to greet an Nazi that speaks french when you are an American disguised as an Italian.

1:Oh how nice you see you!
2:Bonjourno

Bonjourno by swebonny November 28, 2009

Bonjour Johnson

Former teammate of #1 12 year-old in the nation Demekquatre. Now has beef with him.

Guy: Yo bro I heard Bonjour Johnson and Demekquatre are no longer teammates.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.

Bonjour Johnson by seditious libel April 30, 2023

boourns 

Similar to "boo," only not quite the same.

Mr. Burns: Smithers, are they boo-ing me?
Smithers: Uh...no. They're saying boo-URNS, boo-URNS
Mrs. Burns: (To the crowd) Excuse me, are you saying BOO or BOOURNS?
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Hans Moleman: (to himself) I was saying boourns.

boourns by Rex A. Main August 3, 2003

bonjourhi 

In a billingual province such as Quebec, you have to greet people in English and in French when you work in customer service. After a while, it just becomes one word because you're so used to repeating it over and over. As well, it MUST be "bonjour" that is said first, because French (on the whole) are unforgivably uppity. And don't even THINK about just saying "hi!"

For those new in customer service;
"Bonjour, hi! Est-ce que je peut vous aidez? Can I help you?"

And after years of apathy in customer service;
"Bonjourhi. Est-ce que je peut vous aidez can I help you." (Said all in one breath)

bonjourhi by Skeleton Jar December 13, 2008