sad pants

A variation on sad panda. When you're so sad, you need an inanimate object to describe the depths of your despair.

Tia: "I can't believe we missed our flight!"

Kai: "Sad pants."

by blackdogeater August 3, 2011

Sad Pants

A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.

Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?

by O.G. Junior Mint September 18, 2015

sad in the pants

1 )When a person is subject to something so depressing or disheartening that it eliminates or prevents all evidence of sexual arousal.

2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.

1 )Shannon was really mean to me before Christmas; I was sad in the pants for a whole week.

2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.

by Michael Thomas May 3, 2007

Sadpants

A character generated in the mind of an avid cartoonaphile who is so sad that even the way his pants hang comes across as tragically sorrowful and pathetic.

Oh my God, there’s Sadpants coming toward us, look at his pants and just try your damndest not to start crying!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020

sadpants

The pants emo kids wear. They are tight, narrow leg jeans, that are black, just like the souls of the emo kids that wear them.

Eli: Look at all those cool kids standing around.

Sean: Yeah, they are pretty depressed and angst ridden about their life and the second hand bmw their parents bought them.

Eli: How can you tell?

Sean: They are wearing sadpants

by Elisabunny March 9, 2010