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sockpuppet 

An attempt by a person banned from a forum to circumvent the ban by creating a new account under a new identity.
This new user sounds strangely familiar.
That's because he's actually a sockpuppet for that asshole we banned last week.
sockpuppet by Mr. Vektor March 11, 2010

sockpuppet 

sockpuppet is someone who is under the control of someone else with no mind of their own and lets other people make their decisions for them
our governor is a sockpuppet with no mind of his own and allows other people in his party to make all of the decisions
sockpuppet by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

Sockpuppet 

When you fist a woman as deep as possible including your forearm and then act as if she is a sockpuppet that you control. For added fun carry her around and have her do some tasks while you are in control.
Me: Remember Lisa from accounting?

Co-worker: Yeah, what about her?

Me: We hooked up last night and I used her as a sockpuppet.

Co-worker: Hell yeah man I knew she was easy!
Sockpuppet by boominyourface September 30, 2021

sockpuppet 

An account used by someone unfairly banned by a biased, abusive or just plain asshole moderator to defy the ban and return to the forums.
After the mods on SJG let Paladin and Koltar flame democrats and liberals, then banned me for speaking against republicans and conservatives, I went through a proxy to sockpuppet back in since it was bullshit to ban someone for attacking conservatives but not for attacking liberals.

Sockpuppet 

When you beat off in to one of your socks while it is inside out. Then discard it in the laundry basket. Then you or someone else reaches in to turn it right side out for wash and the find the sock puppet.
I found a sockpuppet in the laundry last night. I don't think it was mine.
Sockpuppet by TheHamm June 11, 2018

sockpuppet 

The true idenity of the girlfriend a message board poster says he has, when it is unlikely that this poster could ever score one.
He said he couldnt post last night because he was out with his girlfriend, but we know he was just getting busy with sockpuppet.
sockpuppet by Lemiwinks31 July 27, 2009