Pridesmaid 

A single lady, participating in an honorary role at her gay best friends' marriage, presumably in a satiny dress they picked out for her; a term fondly coined to mark legalization of gay marriage in New York State during Pride 2011.

Thrice a Pridesmaid, never a bride

Pridesmaid by meekamokka July 5, 2011

Pridesmaid 

Slang term for friends and allies of the LGBTQIA+ community.

Let's stop using "fag hag," Pridesmaid sounds more elegant.

Pridesmaid by Kimikimkim1 November 23, 2020

bridesmaidzilla 

a condition in which an anal retentive bridesmaid controls the wedding party as though it were her own wedding

She is totally a bridesmaidzilla - she made all the girls sit down and do the calligraphy for all the wedding invitations!

bridesmaidzilla by the pouty panda September 19, 2007

Bridesmaid-ed 

When one of your friends appears to be doing something really nice for you (such as asking you to be in her wedding) but in all reality is royally screwing you. (By subjecting you to months of listening to bridezilla talk, forcing you to pay hundreds for a dress you'll never wear in your life... etc) The word can apply to any situation NOT limited to weddings.

"Wasn't that sweet of Jessica to ask Marianne to go to the beach?"

"Not really. You know she just wanted her to go so that Jessica would look skinny compared to Marianne who's gained a few pounds."

"Wow. She totally got bridesmaid-ed."

Bridesmaid-ed by ACB22 February 4, 2010

pridesmasher 

Pridesmasher: (noun)One who smashes pride of others.

Pridesmash: (verb)To smash someone's pride. Totally gone. End of story.

The best way to SMASH someone's pride:

Physically destroy someone. Then rape them in a prison-like manner in front of his friends. Don't worry his friends won't remember you, just that he got beat down and raped or "pridesmashed" in there presence.

Did you see the look on jimmy's face?! I'm a total pridesmasher...

pridesmasher by The Original Bonecrusher December 29, 2007

Bridesmaid 

bridesmaid
noun
1.
a girl or woman, usually one of several, who accompanies a bride on her wedding day."her sister asked her to be chief bridesmaid"
2.
informal
a person who never attains a desire or goal.

Rickie Fowler, (2014 Golf season).
"Rickie is having a good season, but seems a long way away from a major whilst being a bridesmaid to Rory wee-mac"

Bridesmaid by Noddy Japan August 11, 2014

Bridesmaided

To one up a person who knows a mutual friend like in the speech in the movie Bridesmaids.

"I have been friends with her for 5 years."
"Well I have been friends with her for 6 years and dated her husband in HS."
"I have been friends with her for 20 years, my kids know her kids, and our husbands go to the pub together every weekend. "

Person #3 just bridesmaided you both.

Bridesmaided by Ven Detta July 17, 2021