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flying the kite 

flahy-ing thuh kahyt-verb-when, in the act of anal intercourse due to a cycle of menstruation- the male lies on his back and female in the cow girl position, tugging on the dangling tampon string as though the wind were pulling the female away from the male.

flew the kite, will fly the kite, etc.
This chick is on the rag, so I'll be flying the kite tonight.
flying the kite by dfc739 September 19, 2009

Flying the kite 

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)
Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.
Flying the kite by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

flying the furry kite 

The process of taking your wayward German Shepherd on a walk on a long line as he veers around and you desperately try and stay on your feet.
Just been down on the beach flying the furry kite
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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