Andjew 

one of the most deceiving and devious creatures on the face of the planet. It usually spends most of its time collecting and counting pennies, the most common place to find an andjew is awkwardly standing in the corner of a room, scheming under a large object, or in a small room or closet. It is advised to keep your wallet and change in close observance around the presence of an andjew. It is mostl characterized by a large nose, beady eyes, and a long fish-like mouth

Guy1: i swear i just had a penny in my hand bro did you see where it went?
Guy2: i dont know i think an andjew just came by and snatched it up
Guy1: wow i really should watch out for those andjews

Andjew by The awesome Brothers June 29, 2011

Andjew 

Typically named Andrew until he does not pay you back or mooch till your all out of everything and then leaves only to get more of the shit he wants for free.

Guy 1: Wow you see that kid?
Guy 2: Ya?
Guy 1: He's a real Andjew.

Andjew by TheRealPopcicle May 27, 2016

Andrew Garfield 

the bestest and only men ever.
source of serotonin.

andrew garfield; tony award winner, academy award nominee

Andrew Garfield by heybesties March 13, 2021

Andrew Rannells 

1.The literal most amazing actor to walk the earth
2.OmAhA NeBrAsKa

Person 1: Hey do you know where Andrew Rannells is from?
Person 2: Omaha, Nebraska.
Person 1: Oh okay.

Andrew Rannells by kamane968 August 2, 2018

Andrew Garfield 

The hottest man alive

“Who is Andrew Garfield”
“ a celebrity that I would get on my knees for”

Andrew Garfield by Swagplease December 25, 2021

Andrew Rannells 

1. The most beautiful man who ever lived.
2. Watches a shit load of reality TV and TLC
3. Could be mistaken for a primordial dwarf.
4. He's just god okay?
5. Should have won the Tony.

Andrew Rannells was watching TLC and then remembered that he was supposed to be at the theater performing.

Andrew Rannells by lucymranc August 9, 2011

Andrew Yang 

The Internet's Favorite Candidate.

Unlike other politicians, he answers questions directly because he actually knows what he's talking about. Since Andrew Yang has a real degree in Economics from Brown University, he is able to propose tangible policies that would actually work. He has by far the most extensive list of policy proposals on his yang2020.com website than any other candidate.

Instead of scapegoating racism/sexism or immigrants for the problems of the US, he uses the impending robot apocalypse to bring Americans together. He is popular among nerds due to the fact that he is one, and is the subject of the Andrew Yang Facts phenomenon.

He is well liked by conservatives due to being a liberal who is willing to appear on places like Fox News and Ben Shapiro and defend his policy proposals with facts and reason.

Person A: Have you heard of Andrew Yang?

Person B: Yeah, that crazy guy with the $1,000/ month plan?

Person A: Why don't you check out the policy section on his website or his interviews on Joe Rogan and Bill Maher?

Person B: ****Does advised research****

Person B: YANG 2020!!!

Andrew Yang by RobbieJim July 23, 2019