flannen 

A Flanan is a kind of cake one makes during an awkward silence. It consists of several moist layers designed to occupy a person when the moment is too awkward to make eye contact. The idea is that you can focus on the cake instead of attempting another awkward conversation which will inevitably lead to both parties wanting to kill themselves. You should always carry a bag of ingredients just incase an awkward moment arises and making a flannen is necessary for survival.

Georgia: so your mum walked in on your fingering a herd of frogs?

Nicola: yeah..
Georgia: Bet that was awkward
Nicola: it was at first but then I made a flannen and it broke the tension. By the time I'd made the 3rd layer we were back on speaking terms.

Georgia: oh right

flannen by Nicola and Georgia June 21, 2011

Flannelman 

Mythical decentralized being with untold financial potential. Said to transform economic structures by mere power of checkered presence. Lives both on and off the blockchain.

"I was living in my mom's basement until Flannelman taught me about Decentralized Oracles"

Flannelman by Andie Arbeit January 30, 2019

Flannel Crew 

A posse of close friends (men or woman) that wear flannel shirts on a regular basis

Tracy noticed the Flannel Crew as they showed up to the basketball game

Flannel Crew by Flannelcrue January 13, 2015

Flannel Daddy 

Popular Guntuber GarandThumb, who always appears in flannels

Hell yeah! Flannel Daddy uploaded a new video!

Flannel Daddy by GetKrinky545 January 28, 2021

Flannel Season 

It is the time of the year during which it is acceptable to wear flannel (ex. - don't wear white after Labor Day). Flannel Season begins October 16th and runs through March 16th (the day before St. Patty's Day). However, this rule can be overridden if it is below 50F during the time that the flannel will be worn.

I can't wait for fall to get here because then flannel season will be right around the corner.

Flannel Season by KPfeff June 24, 2012

Flanneling Out 

"Flanneling Out" When one vomits on ones self at a social gathering or public space then tries to conceal it from his/hers friends to avoid embarrassment

Jake: Hey Paul I think Ryan has been sick on himself, i can see it seping through his t-shirt
Ben: yeah man he's completly Flanneling Out

*Ryan breaks into tears*

Flanneling Out by guttedryan December 10, 2009

Pink Flannel Wife

A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.

A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.

See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife

He will soon tire of his pink flannel wife and go find a real woman.

Pink Flannel Wife by troysareus February 19, 2011