Friend 1: Did you ask Kelly to the prom?
Friend 2: Yep.
Friend 1: So?
Friend 2: Well, she smiled. Then she reached into her purse to get what I figured would be her phone, but instead produced a rather large
banana. She continued to smile and as she began peeling the
banana, separating off each sliver. She then slapped me once with the first sliver, twice with the second, and so on, before splitting the
banana and using the halves to stab me in the eyes.
Friend 1: Arghsome, dude. Arghsome to the max!