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slamification 

The ramification or consequence that is the post-coital awkwardness that may ensue from fast-tracking with a friend.
Carlos and Derek are super close friends, but as a result of their fast-tracking, when they are alone they often experience uncomfortable slamification.

Clamification 

Clamification- the process in which your hands get all clammy from sweat.
Trin- Hey caitlin, how are you?
Caitlin - not great ive been going through a lot of clamification recently
Trin- oh no liam relates.
Clamification by TRIN QUOTES September 9, 2018

Blardification 

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.
"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.

blackification

The process of becoming "black." Doesn't have to be surgical; it's more often related to the imitation of the stereotyped black culture by other races. Often includes learning to rap or wearing bling-bling.
"I used to be a nerdy white dude but thanks to blackification I have become a cold-blooded, black as night, gangsta!"
blackification by noheropage October 17, 2006

BATification 

The process of facing the reality of life and doing the needful for the Country to Grow Back To Her Great Status.
“We all need to go through the #BATification Process and get #BATified , the Country is in a Mess.”
BATification by Ibot Daniels January 23, 2023

Llamification 

Llamification (n) - the process by which one's appendix is replaced by a llama
"Boy, that llamification was totally worth it, now my appendix is out and I'm attached to a llama!"
"Boy, that llamification was totally worth it, now my appendix is out and I'm attached to a llama!"