Tokien Nerd

It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.

J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1

by elgeoharris March 23, 2004

Tokien Nerd

A really loser fan of really really super kool movies and books. Can repeat any chapter, and speak elvish. Also stalks many of the stars.

Shakespears' got nothing on Tolkien, he invented Elvish, Shakespears only got English

by Homefrog February 17, 2004

Tolkien nerd

One who has read every single Tolkien book and know every damn thing about it. And God forbid if you don't know as much as they do. They can get really nasty.

Read the definition

by Bill June 26, 2004

Token Forum Nerd

The Token Forum Nerd (or the TFN) is found in most forums as the most active nerd that looks at all posts by normal users and will most likely respond to them regardless if it holds their interest or not. Usually their motivation for being the TFN is to get, or if they already have, to keep "the most posts" in that community. Another motive is to be well known in that community in order to maintain their e-ego.

blastmaster is the token forum nerd.. look at his 30,000 posts.. I can't believe that o.O

by NQS September 30, 2007