A YouTuber that spends his time whining into a camera or performing some skit he put 2 seconds of thought into. Typically mouth-breathing, knuckle draggers are big fans of GusJohnson and dream of sucking his pasty little pecker.
"You see the newGusJohnson video?"
"No, I prefer to keep cancer away from my eyes."
The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.
Look at this game on CBS, it's tied 64-64 with 5 seconds left. The Law of Gus Johnson is in effect again.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.