Hose ass

Diarrhea, especially explosive diarrhea related to illness. This term originated in the South, most likely western North Carolina.
Closely related to "jet ass," a form of diarrhea often experienced in public bathroom stalls. (We've all seen the aftermath.)
"Hose ass" can also be used as an alternative form of the insult "asshole."

So, the doctor prescribed this bowel prep kit to drink before my colonoscopy, and it gave me a serious case of hose ass. My doctor, man... what a hose ass!

Hose ass by Leah H December 21, 2006

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Hose ass

A form of mud butt with the added detriment of swamp ass. It is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.

Man it's so hot out. That bean burrito was a bad choice." "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have gas, but I'm terrified of squirting some hose ass.

Hose ass by Vaginasaur April 16, 2011

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Related Words

Hose ass • ass hose • asshole hose • hose beast • hose • hose monster • hose-pipe • hose job • hose box • hose goat

ass hose

A unusual hose that goes in ur ass, it sucks all the shit, and organs in your ass (some could suck organs up to your stomach), also fatal

A dead girl has a hose in her ass, you see that she has many missing organs and theres no shit in her.

ass hose by Raven Darkrav May 31, 2003

asshole hose

singer for buns n scrotums

sang the popular (on mtv) hit song "welcome to my bunghole"

Welcome to my bunghole baby,now you're gonna get AIDS!!!!!!

asshole hose by Master Shake January 14, 2005

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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