Knobvious 

When your dick's really obvious. Loosen up the trousers, buddy.

Jane: Woah there boy! You're looking pretty knobvious! Think about nuns or something

Dave: Sorry mum

Knobvious by jaffabeans March 8, 2011

Knobvious 

A saying or word-mouthing which states some cosmic unavoidable truth; yet which leaves the speaker looking a bit of a knob; either through pomposity or downright righteousness.

Can also be used to describe communal shower politics.

I say, Clarkson, this guerilla warfare is taxing!";"That, Fidel, is knobvious.

Knobvious by Mephistophelix October 15, 2010

Snobvious 

An agreement of an obvious conclusion.

'Dave, This cheese tastes milky..' 'Snobviously, Steve!'

Snobvious by xpdamas December 26, 2009

Nobviously 

An extention from Obviously, used in a derisory way when discussing a topic and one of the conversants says something blindingly obvious, usualy with an accentuation on the "Nob"

man A; hey that man who cut his finger off has gone to hospital

man B; yeah, NOBviously

Nobviously by fatum51 August 21, 2009

knobikus 

a person who steals other peoples words and uses them wrongly

ross and mark cairns are massive knobikus`

knobikus by aimee April 11, 2005

Nobvious 

Something that is obvious only once known.

Etmology:

1. Nobvious things are not obvious or n-obvious.

2. In anology with polynomial-time and nondeterministic polynomial-time from P verses NP: roughly, a problem is in P if it can be solved in polynomial time and in NP if a solution to the problem can be verified in polynomial time.

3. People that routinely equate nobvious with obvious (O = NO) are knobs.

"Nobviously other people have rich internal lives and we're just side-characters in their story lines."
"It's obvious that the earth revolves around the sun", "No that's nobvious"

Nobvious by kiwimateo September 19, 2025