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Knobvious 

A saying or word-mouthing which states some cosmic unavoidable truth; yet which leaves the speaker looking a bit of a knob; either through pomposity or downright righteousness.

Can also be used to describe communal shower politics.
I say, Clarkson, this guerilla warfare is taxing!";"That, Fidel, is knobvious.
Knobvious by Mephistophelix October 15, 2010
Related Words

Snobvious 

'Dave, This cheese tastes milky..' 'Snobviously, Steve!'
Snobvious by xpdamas December 26, 2009

Nobviously 

An extention from Obviously, used in a derisory way when discussing a topic and one of the conversants says something blindingly obvious, usualy with an accentuation on the "Nob"
man A; hey that man who cut his finger off has gone to hospital

man B; yeah, NOBviously
Nobviously by fatum51 August 21, 2009

knobikus 

a person who steals other peoples words and uses them wrongly
ross and mark cairns are massive knobikus`
knobikus by aimee April 11, 2005

Nobvious 

Something that is obvious only once known.

Etmology:

1. Nobvious things are not obvious or n-obvious.

2. In anology with polynomial-time and nondeterministic polynomial-time from P verses NP: roughly, a problem is in P if it can be solved in polynomial time and in NP if a solution to the problem can be verified in polynomial time.

3. People that routinely equate nobvious with obvious (O = NO) are knobs.
"Nobviously other people have rich internal lives and we're just side-characters in their story lines."
"It's obvious that the earth revolves around the sun", "No that's nobvious"
Nobvious by kiwimateo September 19, 2025
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020