Knobvious

When your dick's really obvious. Loosen up the trousers, buddy.

Jane: Woah there boy! You're looking pretty knobvious! Think about nuns or something

Dave: Sorry mum

by jaffabeans March 8, 2011

Knobvious

A saying or word-mouthing which states some cosmic unavoidable truth; yet which leaves the speaker looking a bit of a knob; either through pomposity or downright righteousness.

Can also be used to describe communal shower politics.

I say, Clarkson, this guerilla warfare is taxing!";"That, Fidel, is knobvious.

by Mephistophelix October 15, 2010

Snobvious

An agreement of an obvious conclusion.

'Dave, This cheese tastes milky..' 'Snobviously, Steve!'

by xpdamas December 26, 2009

Nobviously

An extention from Obviously, used in a derisory way when discussing a topic and one of the conversants says something blindingly obvious, usualy with an accentuation on the "Nob"

man A; hey that man who cut his finger off has gone to hospital

man B; yeah, NOBviously

by fatum51 August 21, 2009

knobikus

a person who steals other peoples words and uses them wrongly

ross and mark cairns are massive knobikus`

by aimee April 11, 2005

Nobvious

Something that is obvious only once known.

Etmology:

1. Nobvious things are not obvious or n-obvious.

2. In anology with polynomial-time and nondeterministic polynomial-time from P verses NP: roughly, a problem is in P if it can be solved in polynomial time and in NP if a solution to the problem can be verified in polynomial time.

3. People that routinely equate nobvious with obvious (O = NO) are knobs.

"Nobviously other people have rich internal lives and we're just side-characters in their story lines."
"It's obvious that the earth revolves around the sun", "No that's nobvious"

by kiwimateo September 19, 2025