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Knobvious 

A saying or word-mouthing which states some cosmic unavoidable truth; yet which leaves the speaker looking a bit of a knob; either through pomposity or downright righteousness.

Can also be used to describe communal shower politics.
I say, Clarkson, this guerilla warfare is taxing!";"That, Fidel, is knobvious.
Knobvious by Mephistophelix October 15, 2010
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Snobvious 

'Dave, This cheese tastes milky..' 'Snobviously, Steve!'
Snobvious by xpdamas December 26, 2009

Nobviously 

An extention from Obviously, used in a derisory way when discussing a topic and one of the conversants says something blindingly obvious, usualy with an accentuation on the "Nob"
man A; hey that man who cut his finger off has gone to hospital

man B; yeah, NOBviously
Nobviously by fatum51 August 21, 2009

knobikus 

a person who steals other peoples words and uses them wrongly
ross and mark cairns are massive knobikus`
knobikus by aimee April 11, 2005

Nobvious 

Something that is obvious only once known.

Etmology:

1. Nobvious things are not obvious or n-obvious.

2. In anology with polynomial-time and nondeterministic polynomial-time from P verses NP: roughly, a problem is in P if it can be solved in polynomial time and in NP if a solution to the problem can be verified in polynomial time.

3. People that routinely equate nobvious with obvious (O = NO) are knobs.
"Nobviously other people have rich internal lives and we're just side-characters in their story lines."
"It's obvious that the earth revolves around the sun", "No that's nobvious"
Nobvious by kiwimateo September 19, 2025
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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